The nyan cat is the most epic thing in the universe, only behind Fidel Castro. It is the fastest thing in the universe, and will kill anything it touches. It has also a poptart body and it can shit rainbows
- Its fastest speed is 1,000,000,000,000,864 miles per second.
- It goes so fast it opens a portal in time and allows it to go anywhere. It has been in Star Trek, Star Wars, Code Lyoko (which was so terrible the nyan cat's epicness made it explode), Call of Duty, and the years 3000 b.C to 2050 a.C
- It cannot be killed.
- It is Fidel Castro's pet.